10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph