10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker