10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.