10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine