10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..