10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is for loners.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph