10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.