10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.