10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.