10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.