10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is for fat, American losers.