10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Welcome to kicker school
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain