10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"