10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine