10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts