10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.