10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...