10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers