10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS