10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)