10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• It's Free To Fold...