10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers