10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."