10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth