10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]