10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from