10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson