10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant