10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders