10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.