10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003