10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.