10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!