10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is