10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "No river, no fish."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.