10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.