10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.