10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak