10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.