10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22