10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!