10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris