10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.