10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Poker is for fat, American losers.