10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!