10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."