10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"