10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.