10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer