10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword